March 1963

Can the English language be murdered? Was the author whinny hansom sickened basement boil short pest Casing lacquer bulswizzled when he wrote this? Does anybody care? Try the sundered confidentially ope tutor lock firmer raffle. plat, oiler Mutt-fill rotors shorted: “STORK TOE!” setter empire, giddy eflects of Prof. Chace’s new language, Anguish, lurking unctuously adder kraut. made by using words that sound like other words. “CASING ROAR! Oiler Mutt-fill fens an rotors war CASING ROAR! hurling wet anchor! Servile bear ROAR, ROAR, CASING!” bordels an corker cooler bordels cam firmer grin-stance, an fail honor WAS CASEY AN ALCOHOLIC? Putty ladle Any-bally, setting oil grunt, nut for firmer pore empire’s by H. L. Chace* buyer shelf inner grin-stance, worse fate. furry prod offer gut lurking loafer. Inner grin-stance, ladle Any- Lack oiler udder pimple, Any-bally bally, hoe dint lacquer seer loafer Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright; worse shore debt Casing worse gar- mucker bag foal otter hem-shelf, The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light, ner winner boil gam fur Mutt-fill. bay-gander wiper ice wetter tawny And s o ~ e w h e r emen are laughing, and somewhere children sholrt; Casing weaved tutor kraut, an ladle lazy hanker-sniff. But there ic. no joy in M~cdville-ri~ighty Cusey has strrrck orrt.., castor sweat glands add Any-bally, Wants akin, Casing locked adder Ernest Lawrence Thayer den retched darn tutor grunt an patcher, disk term wetter lock off robbed dart honors hens, an warped gram razor-lotion honors phase. haze hens honors pence. “Jest locket Casing!” whiskered “PLY BOIL!” shorted door em- door kraut, “Disk term, Casing H E R E S Y borsch-boil s t a r r y a boarder borsch boil gam plate lung, lung a gore inner ladle wan Bought less gat earn wetter starry. Wan dare, inner Mutt-fill borsch boil pork, door scar stud lack disk pire, gadding impassioned. manes baseness. Badger Casing’s Casing pecked upper bet, an garner smirk debt borsch-boil rat hearse torn coiled Mutt-fill. inner lest in-ink: locked adder patcher, any set tomb offer defense!” Mutt-fill worsen mush offer torn, MUTT-FILL 2 shelf: SWASH! Casing swank adder boil butted hatter putty gut borsch-boil “Latter comb! Arm garner smirk wet oilers farce! Water swank! Wart UDDER TAME 4 disk boil rat offer defense!” anomalous farce! Wart gram razortame, an off oiler pliers honor tame, door moist cerebrated worse Casing. Water disgorging saturation! Oiler ZOMBIE! Door boil short pest lotion! Casing worsted sickened basement, Mutt-fill rotors, setting inner grin- Casing lacquer canning boil. Casing Water sham debt Casing dint hitany hatter betting orphanage off S 2 6 stance, war failing furry darn inner dint peony tension turret. ter boil! (punt fife toe sex). mouse. “STORK WARN!” crater empire. “Stork tree-yore art!” whiskered Casing worse gut lurking, an furry Bought, watcher thank hopping? Door kraut inner grin-stance stut- door empire, trampling, an gadding poplar-spatially wetter gull coiled Soddenly wan offer Mutt-fill pliers tered shorting an coursing. ratty toe dock corker cooler bordels Any-bally. Any-bally worse Casing’s hitter shingle, an an-udder plier gut- Wart inhale’s madder wet debt an bear bordels. sweat-hard, any harpy cobble wan- ter gnats toe beggar! Soda wai pto- empire’s ICE? Hazy gun BLAND?” Door kraut worse stunt. dered toe gat merit, bought Casing maine earn basis. Bust off oil, Casing “Lessen, empire-Jave heifer ICE Any-bally worse sopping historiworse toe pore toe becalm Any- ham-shelf, Mutt-fill’s cerebrated bet- exampted? Batter goiter seeder ob- cally inner tawny ladle lazy hankerbally’s horsebarn. (Boil pliers honor ter, worse combing ope toe bet! stetrician!” sniff. Mutt-fill tame dint gat much offer Whinny kraut inner grin-stance Wail, yawl nor debt putty pacer sore Casing combing, day stuttered “Boor! Boor! B-o-o-r!” pottery coiled CASING ADDER celery; infect, day gut nosing atoll.) “0 water bag BOMB!” toe clabber hens an yowl, “Dare’s BET-spatially doze lest melon- Iron8 Anguish Languish Howard L. Chacr (by per118issbn) CASING! Attar bore, Casing!” An Door patcher warn dope akin, any colic versus:

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