AA BULLSHIT BINGO

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings? What about those long and boring drunk­a­logs?

Here is a way to change all that…

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that a 5″ x5″ is a good size.

Divide the card into columns­five across and five down. That will give you 25 one­inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following word/phrases in each block:

Such as:

Issues

Inner­child

Living Amends

Meaningful Relationship

Relapse

I’m Stuck On Step __

I Couldn’t Find A Meeting

My Sponsor Has Been Out Of Town

Can’t

Won’t

Yeah But

But….don’t you think

Misunderstood

Never

The Rooms

Recovering Person

Searching (as in, “for answers”)

Gonna (sometimes prefaced with, “I’m”)

Been thinking (sometimes prefaced with, “I’ve”)

She/He said

Dysfunctional

I heard

My Sponsor Says

I don’t know much about this, but…

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one those words or phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”

TESTIMONIALS

FROM SATISFIED “AA BULLSHIT BINGO” PLAYERS:

­­”I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won.” Adam W., Atlanta

­­”My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically.” David T., Tampa

­­”What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win.” Dan J., NY City

­­”The atmosphere was tense in the last “Honesty” meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box.

Ben G., Denver

­­”The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed out “BULLSHIT” for the third time in 20 minutes.” “Carnie” Joe, Miami

Play “AA Bullshit Bingo” at your next meeting…!!!!!!!!